Privacy Policy

Who we are

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Personally-Identifiable Information

We don’t collect any personally identifiable information. Ain’t nobody want their info chomped up and digested by the terrible marketing machine that is the internet.

Information We Do Collect

Websites are powered by computers that by default record certain information about every visitor. These can’t be tracked back to any specific human. They include:

  • Date and time of your visit
  • Your IP address
  • Referrer, if applicable
  • What kind of browser you used

Embedded Content from Other Websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.

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Additional information

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